Hey Chris, Got plenty of Miller Lites here..

. I saw your boat down at riverfront on St. Patty's. Figured you were one of the guy's hanging around and wanted to stop and say hi, but unfortunately I was in no condition to meet any new people. Couldn't have someone's first impression of me be "That drunk guy on riverfront from St. Patty's"! Although in my defense, that term described a lot of folks that night!